"Dorn, if you ever shag a play like you did today,.....I'll cut your nuts off and shove 'em down yer ffffuckin' throat."
Uh oh.
There goes El Duque and Valentin with some wear and tear on the DL.
Chan Ho got called up but he is not good. When he pitches, our bats better wake up.
Valentin's got a slight tear of his ACL, I think. At his age I'm sure that will heal slower than molasses. Hernandez has got the shoulder bursitis, which is right on schedule this time of year.
Maine has to keep up the year he's having. Glavine looks crisp. When Pedro comes back down the stretch the M-E-T-S will be formidable. We need to keep the Braves and Phils at arms length in the meantime and throughout the dog days of summer.
30.4.07
Injury Bug
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vanseggern here. thanks for the injury update doctor mc numb nuts. the real quote: "Dorn, if you ever...ever tank a play like that again, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff 'em down your fuckin' throat." Speaking of getting our nuts cut off, it looks like Fish are in the process of doing so to our beloved Blue and Orange as I type.
vanseggern again...oh yeah...happy birthday.
Allright, I'm getting a script of Major League before I write my next blog. I'm close with the quotes, but no cigar.
Wang is pretty good.....drimmies
Happy B-Day Figgy...I didn't even know you were born. I just sort of thought you emerged from the primordial ooze, the first of the true Ubermen. Oh well, I guess I will have to find a new favorite super hero.
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