Once again I must place the onus on myself to debunk a great junk science fraud that has been committed upon the ignorant populace.
Neither the Vernal Equinox nor March 21st is the first day of spring. Huh? They are the same thing? Exactly! That is my point, neither of them signal the first day of spring.
That is just a myth perpetuated by the Secret Society of the St Patrick's Day Revelers Quattuor Dies Flecto Ordinis. And that is all I can say about that, I fear I have already said too much.
The first day of spring is April 9th (this year). I may be accused of donkiocentrism, but it is not spring time until it is the Home Opener at Shea Stadium and I am chilling (thanks for nothing global warming) with a beer in one hand and a hot sausage sandwich in the other root root rooting for the Mets.
So bring on the Spring biotches, but more importantly....
Let's Go Mets!!!
Let's Go Mets!!!
Let's Go Mets!!!
8.4.07
Opus Donk
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How long will it take Mookie to detox from going to the Home Opener before we get a recap of the event? I put my money on that we get his Home Opener report by Friday at the earliest. And their better be pictures too.
By Friday...that's wishful thinking.
yo yo yo...where are you losers. You went to the game on Monday...how about an update on some Mets stuff!!!!
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