14.5.07

Joy of Fig

What a great game. Mets just defeated the Cubs 5-4 on a walk-in run in the bottom of the 9th inning, bases loaded and a full count on Carlos Delgado. ESPN was broadcasting the game and they must have been loving it. The tension was palpable.

Glavine got in some trouble early, giving up 4 runs early on before regaining control. He even got out of a pickle, having loaded the bases before digging himself out in the 4th I think.

Reyes two stolen bases, David Wright slugging away. Once Delgado comes all the way back, we are gonna be smoking. Atlanta had some problems today. Chipper Jones and John Smoltz got dinged up.

Let's Go Mets!!! Can't wait for ESPN Sunday Night Baseball.....SUBWAY SERIES!!!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

True dat, Figs. You could cut the tension in the bottom of the ninth with a knife. Subway series is always a good time. I'm going next month when they play in the Bronx and will be proudly sporting the Blue and Orange. DOUBLE UP!!!

Anonymous said...

Walk-off bunts. Walk-off walks. Thats how we do.

Anonymous said...

Tickets to the Mets game: free

Hot dogs and beers: $140 when all is said and done because I will be hammered

Watching the Mets beat the Yankees: fucking awesome

Being allowed to attend a Yankees/Mets game: priceless

I have a better chance of shitting gold than going to a game this weekend. I hope that all of you people lucky enough to go enjoy yourselves, and enjoy the beating the Mets are going to apply to those fag cunts from the Bronx.

Forrest Gump always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get" Actually, his mom said that. Well, Forrest got some fucked up AIDS whore as a wife. If you ever notice, Forrest used to get in all sorts of adventures
before he got married, the shrimp boat with Lt. Dan, the fucking jogging all over the Country, Vietnam, and so on. Then he got hitched to Ms. HIV, and he was stuck at home all the time. No more fun for him. Sure, you can argue that that is all he wanted, but I bet your ass that he wanted to go to some Mets games with his buddies or his pothead brother (if he had one) or his beer-drinking dad (if he wasn't dead) every once and a while.

Check out the deleted scenes on the DVD, "Mets games" bonus material. It has Forrest going to tailgate, where he plays a primitive form of "Shut the Box", yells at people in the parking lot, steals beers from neighboring car, smokes pot, etc. Then he goes into the game and steals beers from the vendors and uses that "life is like a box of chocolates" bullshit line on some bitch he is trying to pick up next to him, before he gets thrown out for grabbing her tits and while outside the stadium he pukes on an old lady and gives her heart attack before he runs away and Lt. Dan picks him up and they get the fuck out of Queens.

For some reason, the producers of the movie decided to keep those scenes out of the movie because they were going for the PG-13 rating. (And because they apparently weren't really in character for Forrest).

Anyway, my point is, Forrest was more fun single. Take it for what it is, bitches.

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