Curly Howard, the one with the shaven head which Moe referred to as "looking like a dirty tennis ball," was the most popular member of the Three Stooges and the most inventive of the three. His hilarious improvisations and classic catch-phrases of "N'yuk- n'yuk-n'yuk!" and "Wooo-wooo-wooo!" have established him as a great American cult hero. See the link in the title for more about Curly.
Yeah, the Mets want to be great American cult heroes...I like the sounds of that and if last night is any indication they are on their way. That is all I am going to say about the baldness movement in the Mets clubhouse except that I plan on shearing my locks this weekend. Not in a sign of solidarity with the Mets as a loyal fan but as a sign of hope for Jay Howowitz. I know my hair will grow back but I'm not so sure about Jay.
Mr.Horowitz has been the Mets PR guy since I was wee lad. He has had to deal with all of the controversies in the 80's and the 90's from Doc & Darryl to Tony Tarasco smoking pot with rookies in the parking lot. He had to announce trades that must have made him sick like the one that sent Lenny & Roger packing as well as signings that must have made him cringe like Mo Vaughan & Eddie Murray. Lately he has had to deal with the Kirk Radomski scandal even though this drug dealer wasn't an employee of the Mets anymore when he started doling out dope. Sure, Jay has also been around to see some great things but is it really fair for a guy with a dome like this to shave his locks off?
Okay, so this isn't actually Jay Horowitz...or is it?
How about this?
No, that's just Anna Benson, another one of the PR headaches that Jay had to deal with...
Honestly I couldn't find a picture of Jay Horowitz but beleive me when I tell you that he didn't have a lot of hairs to shave off. For that reason I will show my solidarity with Mr.Met, er um, I mean Jay Horowitz.
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Anna Benson looks like she has some sloppy tits.
I like the idea that Jay actually dresses up like Mr. Met every day to come to work. Mr. Met rocks.
Supposedly Jay is wearing a hat to cover his head...he got it from a store online named largemelon.com
No joke, it is a site for people with big heads who like to wear hats but can't find them in normal size head hat habberdasheries. This is further evidence that Mr.Met and Jay Horowitz are in fact the same person. Have you ever seen them together?
PS - I kind of like sloppy tits if they aren't crazy huge. I don't want to have to lift them up and out of the armpit to lick them but I like them to bounce off my head a little during a lap dance. The operative word there is "bounce" as I don't want them to feel like cinderblocks smacking me in the temple.
Medium softies = great
Small Pert = good
Large mid torso = good
Huge cellar dwellers = bad
Huge extra limbs = bad
Huge hard = ouch
Huge planets = gross
Those are hot tits. Her hair and face make me want to smash her with a brick though. I would bang her however.
Speaking of which, I'm having my bachelor party in Amsterdam. Who's coming?
Tony Tarasco sounds like my kind of guy. If Congress was looking for steroids, why didn't they come to the Hanover Park locker room?
Yeah, Figs is right. I heard an assistant HP FB coach was selling steroids to players.
I think Mooks put that picture of Anna Benson up there to distract us of who he was really saying that he wanted to fuck, Jay Horowitz. Either him or Mr. Met, I couldnt figure it out actually.
I noticed those sloppy T's as well but I am with Mooks. I kind of like them as long as they are not total potato bags with one lonely potato weighing it down.
Mets rocked it yesterday in SF!
Delgado and Wright.
The whole team should rock shaved heads all year.
Frickin' anti-Spudite
Reyes and Sele are the last of the hairekeens. I know Sele will fall soon. Reyes may not, he doesn't need to, he's the man, hair or not. (That's what she said)
Beat it....
According to the Daily News, Reyes is the FINEST shortstop in New York.
The caption said,"Move Over Derek."
I don't know if he's the best looking but I have know for a few years that he is the best short stop in New York...this year he's proving that he is the best in the world.
I wouldn't even say that Jeter is good. He makes far too many errors to be good. He had one good year in the field and many bad ones. Seriously, look it up...he makes more errors than the average which makes him below average. His fielding percentage also is lacking...meaning he gets to less balls than the average short stop (unless of course, we are talking about the fleshy hairy variety...he gobbles up all of those...) Below average is pretty much the definition of not being good.
His OBA numbers are great and that has basically always been his salvation...but even that is going down while our boy Jose 3X just keeps going up...It's not even a discussion. Anyone who argues for Jeter is living in the wrong decade. His days, like his cheap loopers to the opposite field, are numbered.
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